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Læste den her på netgruppen webstriks side - og vil da lige dele den med jer. Indrømmer gerne at jeg nemt kan være enig med indtil flere punkter.......

You Know You Knit Too Much When ...
You feel yarn is all the fiber your body needs
You're unable to form a close relationship with anyone who doesn't knit
You suddenly cancel a much-anticipated blind date to finish a sweater
You pass out "learn-to-knit" kits at your best friend's bacholorette party
You take your knitting to a New Year's Eve party
You knit "His and Hers" dish towels for a wedding present
You've learned to mall walk and knit at the same time
You camp out in front of your favorite yarn shop to be the first person at the semiannual sale Close friends and relatives have started avoiding you
You break open your child's piggy bank to buy yarn
You feel a need to hide the yarn you just purchased
Your monthly budget shows you spend more on yarn than grocery for your family of five
You keep forgetting to pick up the kids from school
You break up with your boyfriend because he admires the scarf your girlfriend knitted
The grand opening of a yarn store is your idea of a social event
You've just received an invitation by express mail to join a knitters' anonymous group
Your kids have started cooking dinner every night
You and your cat have matching sweaters
You don't have a cat, but you and your neighbor's cat have matching sweaters
You've purchased a headset for your phone just so you can knit and talk at the same time
You knit during intermission at a stage play
You feel honored when people refer to you as a (k)nit-witt
A sign that reads "Yarn Sale" causes you to make a sudden U-turn and reschedule your annual physical
Your favorite book is "Not Tonight Darling, I'm Knitting" by Betty Hosegood
You feel lost, lonely and a bit disoriented without your knitting bag
The yarn you purchased yesterday and put in the family room has somehow disappeared Everyone on your Christmas list tells you they're allergic to wool
Your idea of four letter words are: yarn, sale, knit, wool, purl, rows, spin, sock, foot, easy, silk, felt, make, cast, full, gram, slip, inch, hook, knot, work, shop, pins, hats, neck, cuff, book, tips, loop, ball, slub, mark, club, soft, cozy, left, gift, size and back.